AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Frances Altman, iPeter Jessop, iDave Tabler, iMichael Gorton, iAntoinette Kopperfield, iCynth'ya Reed, iD. Enise, iLisa DAnnolfo Levey, iBetty Jo Tucker, iLaura Cavanaugh, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



There is no such a person as Tom Hyland…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

If this is too small to read, tell AD to stop changing my fonts when i copy and paste them to the add/edit page...Hey, AD, leave my fonts alone...ED


Poem Artwork

Met Tom today down at the Jersey shore,

I got to say, he doesn’t exist fer sure,

I mean he had form, and he seemed to be he,

But I got this feelin’ on AD, that when I met him,

In person I would get the desire to flee…

 

He is not as wild, though I did meet him sober,

Maybe I should meet him after the fest in October,

Drunk & disorganized he might be at that time,

Though I feel sorry for the ladies with him,

He was SO old and they were quite within their prime…

 

I’m sure he will have about me, something to say,

Though he is different in person really,

Than what on the den he does seem to portray,

I never did get to see his head,

Damn, and I wanted to see if his hair was just a toupee…J

© ed ~ 8/3/08


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "There is no such a person as Tom Hyland…"
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
A nice tribute bubba. He looks like a retired train engineer. Amazing what you can find on the eastern seaboard. Tell Rufoid WOOF WOOF from Uncle Richard.

Reviewed on August 4, 2008
I see you hanging around with poets now, on the beach no less, this what happens when Rufuz is not there to protect you, Blessings!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
Don't know Tom but have heard of him. Hope you had a great birthday and that Rufuz wasn't too upset over having to stay home.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
Wow! You actually met the legendary Tom Hyland??!! That's almost as impressive as meeting the legendary Jersey Devil! I hope you got his autograph, Bro.

PS How many ladies were with him??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
A CrazyCat (Honorable Discharged from the Army ain't no Honorable Marine)as Mr Tom (where's Jerry?) my lil'smelling brother is the nearest you are going to a head rug, because old Tom has all what is left of his hair more than we can say of yours.

Edvard

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 3, 2008
Tom? Don't know the guy...
How is Rufuz?

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 3, 2008
Glad you got together with Tom H. He is a favorite poet of mine on the den too. Are you having a good birthday? HOpe so and are you ready for another happy year? I bet you two were a blast to those young ladies. You two old men need to get a life. You moreso than Tom. He has a pretty good life with those ladies.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 3, 2008
Thanks for sharing this glimpse of Tom, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on August 3, 2008
HiLARious, Ed; thanks for teh smiles! But if I were you, I'd be duckin' for cover; Tom might be on an Ed Hunt! LOLOLOL

Happy Birthday, Ed; loves ya!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *smoochies and huggles for you*

Reviewed on August 3, 2008
ROTF, LMAO! You know Tom's gonna get you for that. He won't care that it's your birthday: he'll give you a present you'll NEVER forget. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 3, 2008
Small world.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on August 3, 2008
...yea, and it is amazing he can get those "ladies in their prime" with him. Wish i knew the secret. Very entertaining though I don't know the guy. And AD sucks for never fixing the html editor! For what we pay we should get things fixed
Later, mike


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics satirizes and lampoons thirteen famous short fiction works that are given new adult spins.  
Member BookAds

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology by Jay Dubya

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is a collection of 21 famous myths that have been given adult spins and presentations.  
Member BookAds

The Demon of the Shadows by Ronald Scala

A historical horror tale of demonic possession and heroic courage  
Member BookAds