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The Principles of DOGma IV...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thank you all for your reviews and accolades, as a dog I think highly of you all...Ruf


Poem Artwork

 

 

Yes, bow to he who you own,

Make him feel he is boss of the home,

Give him treats, a tongue on his nose,

Makes him feel superior, we know better,

He DOES NOT smell like a rose…

 

Treat him as you would like to be treated,

Even when he steps on you when you are seated,

Never allow the self to become conceited,

As well remember to stay out of reach,

As sometimes a human can feel cheated…

 

To be loved, one must give love in return,

Never, when you can get it, allow the self to love spurn,

If a fire does occur, do not allow your human to burn,

Therein of treats you will then permanently earn…J

© Rufuz ~ 08.05.2008


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 7, 2008
Now, tell your old uncle why the hell you are doing with that mutant centipede from Jersey, you my canine friend should be rolling on some fine silky cushions around Beverly Hills or the Hamptons.

Georg

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 6, 2008
You are so cute Rufuz. I accept the bow. It is so intelligent of you. We knew you would thank us for reviewing your writes. You are a courteous dog and all this Dogma is making me smile. Love your photo again. I think it is the best one yet. Bye Bye.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 6, 2008
We all know man's best friend is the one who is faithful. Thank you Rufuz and Ed for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose


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