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The Principles of DOGma V…by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...above, Chinese symbols for dogma...


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I am here to tell you, not to preach,

That life is good if once in awhile you can get to a beach,

Run in the water, it gives life, if its salt, don’t partake,

Better it might be if it is fresh like that of a lake…

 

In my immortal road trip,

I have found humans have to get a grip,

So give your humans a stress saving tip,

Pee & poop wherever you want,

Just don’t in front of others, strip…

 

When around trees, be sure to each one sniff,

Do not jump off a high cliff,

And be sure each pile of poo you come across,

You get at least one big whiff…

© Rufuz ~ 08.06.2008


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Has you Daddy don't own a shovel? because you must remember that Uncle Edvard had seen the poop-piles you left on the park.

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
It has to be. Cannot leave it behind, must get it 0ut of his system daily. This is a very personal descriptive write Rufuz, you could of left out the smell. Good reading though**********

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
And be sure each pile of poo you come across,
You get at least one big whiff

Dear Exalted One,

My four mutts and I have been practicing this ancient art for many years. It lets us know who's been sneaking around old Thornwood Manor. But we have one problem - we can't get my spouse to do it. She simply refuses.

Any Suggestions?

Pee Wee & His Pals

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
well said, guye the dog agrees

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 9, 2008
See Ed/Rufuz you two will live forever because you don't let the simple things in life bother you.Thanks for another smile at 5am.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2008
Carry matches or frgrance spray
Women hate too smell poop
and mens don't either...
Your a big part of living a good life Ed..
Thanks
Ron

Reviewed on August 8, 2008
Hahaha!!! This is so funny!!! But I love the message in this poem!!!

Sandie Angel :o)


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