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Not quite haiku...
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Not homeless, not hungry, Not rich, nor poor, Will work for sex…J

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

What sex will you work for? If the male kind, I need someone to pump out my old outhouse, it's ready to overflow. And if you'll only work for the female sex, my spouse needs help canning veggies and baking pies.

How soon can you start??!!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

What more could a person ask for. Someone has to service those lost & lonely. Good luck Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

Shocking words to this old lady of 63. But I do know you need a job, so get it and get paid for it. High money in sex sometimes, I hear anyway.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

If sex were work, I'd have the servants do it.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

LOL! A person has to have goals....
Sheila

Reviewed by Leysa Lowery

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

Dad always said you should find work that you enjoy ...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

can I be your accountant??

Love sTinka

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

Ed,

Great..laughing my ... off!

Mary

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

Good luck, bro. Love and peace,

Regis

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