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Southern Fried w/ all the Trimmings…
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That it seems is what Rufuz is thinking, When at a cat he is staring without blinking, Mashed potato’s and gravy enough to drown, Roasted or bar-b-qued to a succulent brown… No more claws to strike back, no teeth to bite, Laying in his food dish no way to back fight, He would eat this meal cold or warm, This is a dream that for a dog like Rufuz is the norm… No sharing with his daddy, This meal he would wolf down with ease, If I know him, he would give up the peas, Grating instead over it all a modicum of cheese…J © ed J 8/21/08

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Reviews of "Southern Fried w/ all the Trimmings…"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 24, 2008

Does he also snort crack? [doggie crack?] ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 23, 2008

Now I am as hungry as a wolf...even that cat will do......lol!!

Love inka

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

My dog Joy who has gone to doggie heaven in 2006 ate everything we gave her but baked beans gave her seizues so she could not have them.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

No sharing with his daddy,

How very doggie of him.
You'll have to get yours at an Oriental resturant.....
Oh no...did I say that?
lol

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

So the rumors are true - the fiendish Jersey Devil has now acquired a taste for cat flesh. And blaming good old Rufuz - For Shame!

I better alert all the humane societies and cat welfare leagues on the eastern seaboard to be on the lookout for the Jersey Devil.

PS My cats cringed reading this, and they are now all in hiding.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

Yea I think you captured Rufus sweetest dream in this one.

fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on August 22, 2008

Precious poem Ed but would you let Rufuz really eat the cat? Thank you for sharing, lol.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

Cute write, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

I'll take mine Cajun style! *yummo* LOL :P

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on August 21, 2008

Go Rufuz! great one Ed

Mary

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