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With Pee-Wee away, oh how the brothers Ed will play…
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Thats me in the middle gettin' the old squeeze play again...always pickin' on poor me...


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Now I can say about him what I want,

As a brother he is a pain in the bun-(t),

Just cause he is older & I the baby,

Do ya think he will stay away for long, maybe…?

 

Sure as brothers we have our fights,

But he is not as us other two are bright,

Edvard the eldest surely is a nice guy,

But he lives so far away, why oh why…?

 

Anyway, P-wee is just that in his mind,

With what he does to the rest of us he is blind,

Edvard and I are less trouble combined,

Hey, do me a favor & don’t tell him,

That herein he did get maligned…J

© ed J 8/27/08


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 Reviews of "With Pee-Wee away, oh how the brothers Ed will play…"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
Anyway, PeeWee tould me to keep an eye on you, but I didn't heard nobody talking about keeping an eye on him.

Edvard the Elder

PS. Why living so far away? even from here we can smell NJ

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 28, 2008
When da Ed's away da mouse will play eh....HEHE

Chezza
Nawwwwty boy

Reviewed on August 27, 2008
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, wise guy! Whoo-whoo-whoo! LOL Just don't get into too much trouble, 'hear? LOL You made me laugh: my Daddy loved the 3 Stooges. And so do I.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on August 27, 2008
This was a fun read! Made me smile!

Sandie May :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on August 27, 2008
There is nothing wrong with your sense of humor my friend. This is hilarious. Love, Bonnie


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