On his horns he wears ribbons & bows,
His dress made of satin from clothing shows,
Yes, I said dress, as he is as “different” as a 3 dollar bill,
He’s into males, gets them drunk with a peculiar swill…J
He hangs in the bars looking for pick ups,
He can be a bottom but prefers the top,
He tries to be a man, but wears dresses,
He’s prone to extravagant excesses…J
Given a credit card he will shop till he drops,
He will through the ladies department sashay,
He loves to his wardrobe portray,
He collects shoes though his feet are cloven hooves,
He loves to be handcuffed & given a body cavity search by cops…J
© ed J 9/9/08
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Georg
Best lay of the wacky weed mate...
Oh I know who it is, Yah, RR LOL
Ch'erie
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
I hope this isn't your DARK SIDE?
are you sure its not a Scotsman?
speaking of that - What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
the Stones say -"Hey YOU, get offa my Cloud!"
the Scot says - "Hey McCloud - get offa my EWE!"
a joke I just heard - didn't create! TK
Sandie Angel :o)
P.S. I almost thought Rufuz has written this, but then I looked at the name at the end of the poem and...