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What's one less cat, more or less...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Does doggy want a treat,

Got many cats, all quite neat,

No claws to scratch you in your seat,

No teeth to bite you on your feet…

 

Full of protein and a few fur balls,

You snacking on them will keep them out of the horse stalls,

No more noisy nighttime cat brawls,

These doggie treats are fresh, no recalls…

© ed & Rufuz 2008


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 Reviews of "What's one less cat, more or less...?"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
don't feed me to RUFUZ!!

Love sTinkaq

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
now we fight

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Sounds like Rufus had a lot to say about this one.
Fee

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
whatcha goin do when the rats multiply without your kitty cats

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Rufuz:

Your daddy is in big shit! Tell him I'll send him a lot of kitties to scratch his....

Pride, the dog :o)

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Unh, Ohhh! You're in trouble, now, Ed!! My kitty-kats have read this and are sending their ferral friends (dozens) to park under your motor home with instructions not to cover over their doo-doo. They'll be very quiet doing their business, so you won't know the results for a couple days :o) If I were you, I'd write a conciliatory poem praising all kats...PDQ...LOL
MROWWWWWW! from Midnight, Kit-Kat, RaceHorse, Tooter, Pooh Boy, Pooh Too, and ChiChi Girl...through their momma, Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Here you go again, trying to blame good old Rufuz for your ancient, insatiable, Jersey Devil Feline Appetite. I guess I'll have to warn America's cats, yet again, to stay out of those Pine Barrens.

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
The only thing I don't like about dogs is them chasing/attacking cats. If Rufuz wants my vote, he has to learn to get along with 'em. I love dogs, but cats, as well...can't the wars stop?

Funny cartoon, though, in a sick sort of way...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Now you did it! a zillion of fanatic extremist cat lovers will descend on you like the century locust!

Georg

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Oh, poor pitties!! LOL Cute write, though; well done! LOL (You are SICK, man, SICK!! LOL)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
Rufuz, did you put Daddy up to this, or did Daddy put you up to it, Hmmmm, don't think Sylvester would be so appreciating LOLOL...
Molly is gonna have kittens, ooooops don't even go there with that thought Chezza "Smacks self"


Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ED, I love kitty's they are not treats, if Rufuz is out of treats, Nika will send some of hers. OH ED! How could you? Rufuz bite him and tell him its from me. OH ED! I still love ya, Bonnie LOL


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