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Interview...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just a chance to work would make me so happy...


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Only two days a week,

Be still my aching heart,

I am feeling quite weak,

Best beforehand not to eat,

Don’t want to in the interviewers face, fart…

 

In the AM on Tuesday . eleven,

Not far away, maybe miles seven,

Gonna see a guy with the unlikely,

Name that will herein rhyme, Kevin…

 

If you have been for me praying,

Please just for tomorrow do so double,

If I can just get this part-time job,

I will be able to find myself here staying,

Instead of worrying & giving myself more trouble…

© ed 9/2008


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Reviewed on September 23, 2008
CONCEIVE...
BELIEVE...
RECEIVE...
ACHIEVE...

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Lil'brother, gimme that Kevin's number and I will whisper some words from all your kin up in the Appalachias ready to take a trip to Jersey and make big holes on those speed-limit-signs and on cute Keving if he plays hard to git!

Ed the Elder & a few eager red-necks (two in the boondocks militia)

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Hope you get this job. It is so important to you welfare and health and to get Rufuz more comfortable to be around you too. Good luck and go for it.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Oh yes we have been praying for you Ed and will pray a little harder tonight. I wish you the best, let us know.

Newfie Hugs are on the way, Rose

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I stand in agreement with Karla in her petition for you to know who God is and that He will give you what you desire, but in the name of Jesus. Amen...Amen!!!

Reviewed on September 22, 2008
God, please let Ed Matlack get that job!! In your most precious Name, I pray..Amen and AMEN!! There! All the best to you; will be praying hard tomorrow!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D XOXOXOXO

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
prayers, fingers crossed, lighting candles, hope it works

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Got me fingers crossed for you mate, good luck.
Fee

Reviewed on September 22, 2008
(((HUGS))) love and most of all, PRAYER!!!!! Good news!

Lord, right now I come before you for Ed. He'd ask You himself, but He's not that much of a believer. Prove to him You exist by giving him favor for this job. Let him ace the interview and any qualifying tests. Give him the money he needs; You are our Provider. You will not let one of Yours go hungry. In Jesus' Name I pray, AMEN and AMEN.

Now: go out there and knock him dead! (not really, you know what I mean)

Can't wait to hear the good news that you got the job! I believe in you!

extra (((((HUGS))))), love and more prayer, Karla. YAY!!!! So glad to hear -

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I'll keep praying for you, Ed!!! Good luck with the interview!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Ed,

Getting a job is a real pain in the ...especially nowadays. I got a real kick out of this, made my day.

Mary

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
You got it ED...I will have everyone on the prayer chain send them up too. Trust that the job is yours and it will be. Go in there confident and like they're lucky to have you which they are. Good luck and prayers. Love, Bonnie


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