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The Family Crazy...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I belong to a family that’s considered crazy,

Our minds are altogether quite hazy,

The family head lives abroad & is damn lazy,

The other lives in the Midwest,

Spends his time picking then eating daisies…

 

Okay, I know I am no diamond in the dirt,

While showering I may only of water use a squirt,

And yes every now and again you will see me,

On the beach dancing and wearing a grass skirt…

 

But after all I do belong to this crazy brotherhood,

Our mother did whack us all with a piece of wood,

At least of the three or is it four, I am the one most good,

We all though have gone through life completely misunderstood…

© ed [LOL] 9/29/08


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 Reviews of "The Family Crazy..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Hmnnnn You sure I can sell you all some nice farmland to settle in up in the wonderous Canadian Arctic?
Fee

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
gotta tell ya...boy, when I first looked at the words in the picture, I thought it said "Los Tres Avacados" of course I haven't had my coffee yet, so I was a tad out of focus.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
SUGGESTION:-

SU TRES POBROCITO AMIGOS - should all get EL FACEO TRANSPLANTOS !!!

ESTA MUY U-G-L-Y !!! LA CHUCHARACHA ...

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Ed, you babbling again, Mom whacked you again on the head with that iron tire of hers?

Ed the Elder

PS, pay back that damn ten bucks to PeeWee or he will never shut up!


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
You do kow you brothers love each other and could not do without each other ro raze. I like all three of you and think you are all very funny and entertaining. Keep it that way and stop bickering so much. Where does it get you anyway?

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
...maybe Dr Bonnie should take you all on a family retreat...you know group family therapy.... actually I think you are all perfect the way you are... but hey shhh the trip would be fun

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
You know your brothers are gonna get you for this. LOL Let's get ready to ruuuuuuumbe! LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
I know I am no diamond in the dirt,
While showering I may only of water use a squirt,
And yes every now and again you will see me,
On the beach dancing and wearing a grass skirt…

I see that Dr. Bonnie is already helping you to tell the truth!!

PS You owe me ten bucks for stealing that picture from me, and I'm tellin Ma.

Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Are you sure you aren't related to my family for we are all crazy or so I am told. Thank you for sharing a smile Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh I love Crazy, you know that...love you and your crazy family. LOL thanks for all the laughs you give me. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
I believe everyone is related to "CRAZY" we do not like to admit it..but we know.
Funny writing and your humor shines!
CarolHawks


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