Was just passing,

When she was feeling stressed,

That Bonnie lady felt as well oppressed,

Far be it from me to be to her harassing…

I offered to her a bone,

We smoked it together on the porch of her home,

Buzzed she did get, she couldn’t hardly stand,

She said she wanted to listen to then,

Some music from The Band…

Not being a Band fanatic,

I had to get a bit melodramatic,

I talked my way away from the visit,

As I had to go home and relieve myself,

She understood as my wacky weed farts were getting quite aromatic…

© ed [LOL] 10/7/08