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No Such Cure…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not for the affliction,

Nor for the addiction,

I made sure you got dust,

If you’re gonna smoke the wacky weed,

Laced with Angel dust is an absolute must…

 

So Ed is not too bright, huh?

Bright enough to get you on the herb hooked,

Now I can sell my crop, before anyone comes and has me booked,

I was just passin’ by, nowhere else to sell, had I looked…

 

So try hard dear addicted lady,

An addiction you got most would call shady,

Everyone may think you to be of the family bunch Brady,

Not as angelic anymore are ya,

One day you will grow to be a wretched old maid[y]…

© ed [LOL] 10/7/08


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 Reviews of "No Such Cure…"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Who she be anyways?

Reviewed on October 8, 2008
WACKY IS - AS WACKY DOES !!!

Reviewed on October 8, 2008
She's gonna get you for that. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Thanks for another smile Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Ed

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Oh my,I feel trouble brewin...LOL..cute pen...be well and always safe...Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Now I'm really confused - which one of you is the Witch Doctor??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
What I said, our derranged lil'brother are taking another witch into the innocent core of our hillbilly family, and sure enough he's going to point to the whereabouts of my moonshine corn still!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
hahahahaha...enjoyed the laugh Ed! However, methinks lady Bonnie will
make you pay!

ET

Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Hilarious, Ed!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

You're a mess, but I still loves ya! :)

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Ed,

This is kind of a dark side? Mysterious writ in as far as origin - but taking lightly funny as well.

~D.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Holy Cow my dear friend Ed. It was just a slip of the tongue, now don't go ruining our great friendship because of this. REMEMBER we are finally friends, I'm sorry for the slip. I'll be good, I promise. Love your friend, Dr. Bonnie


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