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She Bonked my Bro’ on His Noggin’…
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She didn’t even remove her eggs, Just bonked him on the head, A lot of thought about our friendship this begs, Maybe he was right & I wrong, hard to believe, But if my ending the friendship would him relieve, Then I guess for my brothers sake, from her I will leave… Lets be honest, she has been a bit of a pain, All hours of the night she calls to howl, Complainin’ bout this and that, causing me to growl, I need my beauty sleep, I’m sure my brothers will agree, So this may be the end, I’m just gonna have to keep thinkin’ on this, Maybe I can get a considerate opinion from Pee Wee…(doubt it) © ed [LOL] 10/08/08

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

I will let you in a secret (read the last Dr poem about me visiting her) I send one of my clones with a wad of Monopoly money that the dumb witch refuse to take and conked the clone.
If that werewolf come around I have plenty of clones, garlic and silver bullets to blast her to freeking hell! ! !

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

Oh Ed you must reconsider, Dr. Bonnie turned lots of money down for your friendship. You mean a lot to her, you will crush her and who knows what will happen. Very good write on your feelings but I implore you, think about this! Love, Bonnie a friend of Dr. Bonnie's

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

Man, are you in luck! I was just about to call Edvard. He's really worried about you, Bro, and he's been up several nights now, valiantly going through The Ancient Book of Ed, desperately looking for the right spell to WAKE YOU UP! And you won't believe the amount of cash he put up for you - WOW!!

PS Don't expect any money from me,

With Brotherly Love, Brother Pee Wee

And what a waste of eggs in that pan!!

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