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No Intellectual Stimulation...by Rufuz
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Thanks for letting me air my dirty fur, as it were...Rufuz

Stuck all day on a lead, Just cause I’m a mutt, not a breed, I love living with daddy, don’t let me mislead, But all I got is my toys & balls, nothing to teach me to succeed… I mean, let me explain if you don’t understand, I don’t have much of a life, it’s mostly bland, Daddy all day on the computer plays, While I am stuck out here watching the rotating suns rays… But I guess that that is a dog’s life, Sustenance I get, better than being all day up cooped, By mid day I have gotten my walk and already pooped, Better I guess than being out in the world, dealing with stress & strife… © Rufuz {LOL} 10.08.2008

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Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 9, 2008

Well dear Rufuz,I'm glad you can look on the bright side;-)
You're adorable and I send you hugs and kisses!

luv,
auntie et

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 9, 2008

I know a bitch that can mathematics you two should get together and crack some "numbers"....

Uncle Ed

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 9, 2008

Oh Rufuz you dear fellow, I felt you pain in this lovely write and the tears are flowing to the flow. I'll be drowned out soon so I will say, job well done and don't be afraid to let those feelins out Rufuz, Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on October 9, 2008

Well Rufuz you'll have to train that Dad of your's a little better to throw the ball and play in the field, let him know it is great exercise for both of you and then while you are resting he can spend all evening on the computer.

Newfie Woofs to ya, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 9, 2008

You'll have to get tougher, Rufie Boy, and start demanding that your Dad take you for more walks. A good start would be unplugging his computer.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

You are one hell of a pooch Rufuz
thank Daddy for that
I have no bones for you

William

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

It can't all be that bad now can it Rufuz...
Mutts live much longer than up-e-teee-dogs anyhow...
So get a dogs life
Ron

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

Rufuz,

You've got to tell your Daddy to let you do more, help him on the computer, oh that would be fun. You're actually lucky you don't have to deal with your Daddy's problems. He has a funny lady writing bad things about him.

Mary (Daddy's friend)

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