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He is Actually Quite Docile & Friendly…
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Rated "G" by the Author.

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Please try to understand from the Jersey Devils point of view, Scare him all humans actually do...

Everyone says of the Jersey Devil, He is violent, eats cats, scares humans, In reality that is not totally true , He is actually quite friendly, just very shy… Yes maybe he has on a time or two, Scared a hiker, or scavenged trash, But so would you, when hunger overtakes you, And you cannot see straight & cannot find your stash… So please, treat this creature with friendship, I know the sight of him may frighten, Out of the Barrens very little does he trip, He does try so to keep track of humans, This does help him to stay enlightened… © ed [LOL] 10/10/08

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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

Awwww...I will leave some choice morsels out for him tonight...I don't like to see anybody go hungry, not even a Jersey Devil.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

I liked him better when he ate a Guernsey.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

I think he's been around here in the mountains...maybe on Lynn Log road...enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

Hear ! hear! be nice with you brothers and we will hide Mom's broom so you wouldn't get whacked so often.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

I'm finding myself licking my chops...Dr. Bonnie

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

Poor little guy. Tell him he's got a friend in Texas, twin friends, actually -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

No problem old buddy but might want to get a muzzle on him ifyou plan on walking him downtown.

Fee

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

Looks are deceiving, aren't they, buddy?? LOL Cute write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

For a minnit, thought this was about Rufuz; guess I was wrong.. (As usual! LOL)

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

What an odd looking creature! Is he half bat and half horse or what? You say he's mis-understood? Naw -- I don't ever want to meet this thing. Hope he stays in Jersey! Good write, Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

Yes maybe he has on a time or two,

Scared a hiker, or scavenged trash

A time or two??!! I think your memory is going, Bro; I get more and more complaint letters these days - from hikers, your neighbors, and from cats!!

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