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Hit Cat...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Need a dog done in,

Or a cat living in a bin,

Or any animal or human alike,

Hit cat will take em’ out,

Riding by he will on a bike…

 

Have hit cat, will travel,

Problems with your ex,

He will for you unravel…

 

Experience he has from a distance,

He can’t be faulted for his persistence,

Show you he won’t any resistance,

Just some tuna surprise for payment,

Anywhere in the world, he will go where he’s sent…

© ed [LOL] 10/16/08


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 Reviews of "Hit Cat..."
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
You gave this one a clean shot.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Bring him to the Halloween Ball;
We Ancient Eds - will get 'em, All!

PS You might want to send Hit Cat after Doc Bonnie; word on the street is she's got another Contract out on you.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Who gave you permission to call me a cat?

Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
My kind of Kat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over here, we got ElBomba bin Leapin and the BackAlley KatterKlaws. Got somebody gittin outta line? Bring 'em on :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
This is cuteness supreme, Ed! Very funny!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Are you trying to start a new trend?
it's the cats meowwwwwwwwwwww;-) et

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
AMAZING CAT!!!!! Fun read indeed!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Cool! Send Hit Cat over please...we need him! Don't tell him, but he looks a bit like Banderas as desperado...hehe

Gina

Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Laughing too hard to review-

Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Funny write, Ed; bravo! Awww, poor pitty!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

NOT a wise thing to keep a kitty from his tuna fish; there might be bloodshed! LOL

Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Excellent! I might need his serves one day.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Delightful with a capital D...wonderfully funny and enjoying write Ed. Loved it. Love, Bonnie


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