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Hey Mom, he keeps pickin’ on me…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I told ya, I’m gonna tell mom,

And whine I will to brother Edvard,

I’m tired and stressed out enough,

And Pee-wee won’t leave me alone,

He did it when we were young,

He even does so now that we’re grown…

 

But Edvard lives abroad,

He won’t come here to stop him,

And mom just says it’s a brotherly thing,

Someday I will just pick up a rock,

And at him that rock I will fling…

 

Pity this poor lil’ brother,

No protection from our mother,

Nothing as well but big talk from the other,

Maybe I will talk to his wife and work out a deal,

In the middle of the night, she can of him smother…

© ed [LOL] 10/24/08


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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
The wife says send lots of cash first, then maybe you two can work out a deal.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
You guys are so funny, I see you want to get even. Someone call Dr. Bonnie. Thank you Ed for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Oh oh, disention among the ranks, hmmm this may work out to Doc Bonnie's advantage yet.

Fee

Reviewed on October 24, 2008
ED - that's the "speak no evil monkey" - so, why are you speakin' evil?

if Peewee picked NITS from your hair - that would be good!
if he picked a horrendous BOOGER from your nose, even more gooder!
if he picked you as a WHINER, that would be correct!
if he picked you as a WINNER - that would be SUSPECT!

and finally -
"sticks and stones
may break my bones,
but words will never hurt me!"

BETCHA FEEL BETTER ALREADY, DONCHA? TK.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
With murder in your heart and power in your pen, I'm sure you can convience his wife of anything. BE kind my friend. Great and funny write poor baby. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Lil'brother you should tell Mean Tall Woman what he doing and who he meeting in those dog's "long walks" she will fix him for a few months.
Talking to Mom I will so you got a little peace.(say hello to Rene & Rufuz)

Edvard the Elder


Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Awww, poor Ed...Why is everyone always pickin' on ME?? Poor baby! I have four siblings to defend myself from...they were always pickin' on me! I'd take my frustrations out on the kitty; it's a wonder she lived as long as she did!! LOL I didn't HURT her or anything, but I would make her hiss sometimes, just for a laugh or two. Not nice, I know! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Ed,
Lol...I know the feeling. I came from a family of 8 children! Even now I have a brother who still picks at me a little even thou we are all grown with families of our own. My Mother had 4 boys and 4 girls. She was often asked how did she do THAT? :)

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed on October 24, 2008
You didn't specify exactly what Ed DID. LOL Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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