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No Longer...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No longer have I got bright blond hair, No longer have I got teeth so white they scare, No longer do I have muscles and a six pack, No longer do I surf on a long board, it’s the balls I lack… No longer do I get into fights, No longer do I get into flights, No longer do I get into tights, No longer do I like great heights… No longer do I enjoy a strong drink, No longer do I enjoy living on the brink, No longer do I enjoy anything pink, If I did I would find myself going to a shrink… © ed [LOL] 10/24/08 ®

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 27, 2008

I shrink from pink, too.

Ron

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on October 26, 2008

No Tights...And Pink, oh what?
Hope all's well in the moors of NJ.
:) Ch'erie
PS Got five new kittens!!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 25, 2008

no longer do i call you Ed, but "old sod" after this poem;-)
Rufuz, you'd better start looking for someone who can walk you,
and let old dad slumber in his chair... He's a young man who thinks he's old,poor thing;-)...ET

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on October 25, 2008

ED - and probably ...

NO LONGER DO YOU LEAVE ALONE YOUR LIL DONGER !!!

YOU BIG PINKY EWE!

:) :) :) TK.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 25, 2008

This is a real tragedy since pink has always been your favorite color. Take those pink tights to a tailor, Bro, and get them 'super-sized!'

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 25, 2008

Well...what color you call those undies of yours then? they were all too big for be Momma's last time I saw them hanging from the clothes's line!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on October 24, 2008

Careful, Ed, that sun off the water will turn you pink. -gene.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 24, 2008

Na

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 24, 2008

I don't know Ed, I think pink tights might be nice. Take a picture and let me see. I'll believe you then...Great funny write Ed., love, Bonnie

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on October 24, 2008

You meant the pink panther of course ......Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on October 24, 2008

I think you need to go to a shrink anyway, buddy. I would love to have seen you in your pink tights in your heyday, especially while riding the big curl.

Loved your poem, buddy.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 24, 2008

Aw, dangit, Ed, I was hoping to read, "No Longer AM I UNEMPLOYED!!" You've been in my prayers for that job. Will continue to pray. Don't give up. And shoot, you should see me: haven't skied in years, the old bod say UH UH NO WAY MAN! LOL

Loves ya!

(((HUGS))), Karla.

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