You’ve heard of pumpkin head,

Of scarecrow making people dead,

Of the wolfman & Frankenstein,

As well there’s old Pee-wee Ed…

All these and more are quite scary,

None even at Christmas are they at all merry,

Of them you have been taught to be wary,

Don’t worry of Pee wee Ed, he is but a fairy…

Now comes the scariest of all,

Pumpkin Butt just in time for the end of fall,

Grown from fear, the size of a beach ball,

It sits on your face, that is the way it does of you maul…

Out of the pumpkin patch it came,

It has yet to harness any acclaim,

But give it time, let it get used to the game,

Pumpkin Butt will come & it will garner no shame…

© ed ~ 10/31/08