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Is it ON or OFF inside my bean…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hey, they don't have an INSANITY category...


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I may not be a woman most Bonnie,

I may not be a man as well from Azerbaijani,

But here I do be to tell you most true ,

Crazy I can be as much so as you…

 

Though I do not write of religion,

And kids I know nothing about,

Of the brain inside your bean, I think you got the gout,

For when I read what you write,

I want to scream and crazily shout…

 

Okay, so my mind is not as blurry,

Nor is it full of little creatures furry,

I do not live either where in September you get a snow flurry,

And I have not got a hubby that hunts for elk in a hurry…

 

But I do have some inkling of what rolls around your head within,

And this little ditty does not cut the mustard even halfway,

With regards what does bounce in that space between your ears,

Your head on your shoulders does most of the time sway…

© ed ;-) 11/5/08


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 Reviews of "Is it ON or OFF inside my bean…"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 6, 2008
Of the brain inside your bean, I think you got the gout,
For when I read what you write,
I want to scream and crazily shout…

I thought we had cured you of your Dr. Bonnie Fixation?? But I see Brother Edvard is still callin you a Talkin Salami! I guess I better tell Ma. And you never did thank me for that jacket.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 6, 2008
I think this one could apply to Bonnie or Dr. Bonnie lol

fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 6, 2008
Well I do believe you are on with this write and I like Marcia would like a yellow one. I like the form fit Ed, hahahaha. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 6, 2008
I see you at last are wearing that jacket that PeeWee gave you last Christmas, Mom will be so proud! but to be honest, to me you are like a talking salami...

Ed the Elder


Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
perceptive!

Reviewed on November 5, 2008
Do they make straight jackets in designer colors? I want a blue one.
Funny, funny poem Ed.

Reviewed on November 5, 2008
LOL Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

But that piccy a bit claustrophobic to me ... *cringe*

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 5, 2008
LOL Oh my Ed, I knew you could do it! You crawled inside for awhile, I could tell, for this was one crazy adorable write. Well done, first on the challenge. I will save this in my Library. Great job and funny write. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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