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Snorting the white stuff...by Rufuz
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It makes me sneeze,

Worse so than when I bite bee’s,

I have to shake off its effect,

Its my own fault, I’m the one who did it select…

 

But to be honest, I can’t wait for it to arrive,

So beautiful it is falling down from the sky,

I wish daddy would lay in it with me,

Then we both could do the shake,

So what if he got a bit cold & wet,

In the end we both would survive…

 

This winter I’m gonna pull him down,

Into the white stuff with me on the ground,

I wish I could use a picture taker thing,

Then we could look back and laugh,

In every season, especially in his favorite, next spring…

© Rufuz [LOL] 11.16.2008


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 Reviews of "Snorting the white stuff...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
*whew* Glad it's not the OTHER white stuff. :D Such an adorable piccy and write - well done, Rufuz!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on November 18, 2008
DEAR DAWG:

As an Alter-ego, you do a superlative job!
If only your Daddy had an ounce of Sense,
he might earn some Cents,
compiling together all YOUR works,
and including your Scents!

TITLE? RUFUZ RITES!
The trials and tribulations of a DEADHEAD ED TRAINER!

:) :) :) TOM - EL GATO !


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
I wish daddy would lay in it with me,
Then we both could do the shake

And drag some pine needles into that snow, Rufie Boy - Dad will soon smell much cleaner and Holiday Fresh!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
enjoyed the read!!

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Poking around tonight, I found my smile.
Rufuz--your daddy should get you some mittens.
Thanks for the grins.
--RaeLynn

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Rufuz
You are an amazing poet
I guess dog get brain freeze too
It happens to me when I eat snowcones too fast

Stay warm when daddy walks you in the snow
after you lay in the snow doing snow angels
or what was that "snakes".....
Look at me I'm talking to a freaking dog?????
I need some help
Stay Kool Brother Ed ....peace

William

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Well Rufuz you could give that Daddy of yours a lesson in writing, you are doing such a wonderful job. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
RUFUZ you getting too good with your writes., your surpassing all of us in popularity...This write is GRRRRRRRRRRReat. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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