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No Fireplace...
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No fireplace,

Does my camper have,

But the heater works,

Fortunately for us,

Though once shut off,

Not long does it take,

For the cold to creep in,

As between my walls,

No insulation does exist,

Just like in my head,

Empty space…

 

We do have our friend, Ms. Heater,

She runs on propane, ya can’t beat her,

Three settings she has, & she’s not a cheater,

She works for me & Rufuz,

Life in the camper stays quite a bit sweeter…

 

So as long as I have gas,

I got warmth to smoke my grass,

Our heater really is a comfortable lass,

Too bad she can not as well give us a small piece of a**…

 

 

© ed [LOL] 11/18/08


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 Reviews of "No Fireplace..."
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
OMG... you are too much.... you forgot to mention how much "hot air" you have too dum-de-dum-dum-dum....... God please protect that heater...cuz if ole Ed has too much gas for his grass..he could go after it's u know what.... well.... at least I had a good laugh...and they do come fewer and far between...so.. kudo's Ed... lindalaw

Reviewed on November 18, 2008
Thank GOD for your blessings (your "home", your health, your dog, your heater); you could be on the streets!

(((HUGS))) and much love, and continued prayers~

As always, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
I doubt you will ever run out of GAS, Bro!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
No but if you happen to invite one home you may be able to keep her there a little longer...lol too funny Ed.
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Reviewed on November 18, 2008
Ed,

Thank God for the heater, and for gas. I've got gas ... nevermind. (Well, you know what I meant!) LOL Could be worse, you know ... you have a roof over your head, warmth for your bones, and words to get you through the hard times. :D Counting blessings, that's the way to go! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
LOL to much to review sanely....oh Ed, where do you come up with these??????????? where ever you do, keep going there. Love, Bonnie


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