Baby brother Pee-wee is known to this say,

But its our other brother, Fee Claus this is about today,

After working with kiddies all through the day,

He leaves the mall to his second job & therein strips,

Will ya just look at them buns & if he were a woman,

They’d be sayin’ he has them child bearin’ hips…

You can tell its Fee,

As Fee always charges a fee,

That for sure is definitely he,

I bet his nipples look like he got them from a she…

Don’t let the kiddies see this sexy Santa Fee,

Or his job at the mall will go down the tubes,

You can well imagine how backward are those Canadian rubes,

Personally I am happy we can only see his back,