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Tis’ the Night Before Christmas…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I don't leave Santa the usual cookies and milk, except for when after getting high, he gets the munchies...


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And shortly I’ll be high,

Searching for Santa in the warm (56 degree) sky,

Rufuz inside from his day long patio stay,

And me wondering why I’ve had a headache all day…

 

A chance of showers instead of any snow,

Pass by us they do, like the one now hitting the roof,

Glad I didn’t wash the car, dirty outside & inside from Ruf,

Got a couple of movies to in the DVD stick,

Hardest part for me is which one to first pick…

 

Ole Ruffie dog & I may go out around midnight,

Just to check to see if Santa and his sleigh are in sight,

We got some junk food, when the munchies do strike,

And we can hear that there is still traffic on the Route 40 pike…

 

I truly hope my other half remembers what I asked for this year,

Maybe a house for the two of us to move into, oh dear,

If not that, then maybe a newer 5th wheel for Rufuz and I to share,

But to be honest and most completely fair,

As long as Rene is in my life, we being again a pair,

Then Rufuz & I will be happy without so much as a care…

 

 

© ed *MERRY CHRISTMAS * 12/24/08


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 25, 2008
Fine and honest sentiments, Ed. My very best to you and to Rufuz from B.C., Canada,

Regis

Reviewed on December 25, 2008
DEAR FRIEND ED - FINE POEM - AND FINE DESIRES!

PEE-WEE LEAVES POLISH VODKA & CHRUSCHICKIES - 'BOW-TIES'

ONE WOMAN & ONE DOG WHO LOVES YOU - THAT - IS JOY!

TK.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 24, 2008
lovely -your sense of contentmet shines through

Reviewed on December 24, 2008
Merry CHRISTmas, Ed and Rufuz!! Love you guys!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas Ed and Rufuz. I dedicated a poem to Rufuz. I hope he likes it.

Reviewed on December 24, 2008
Cute poem Ed. Merry Christmas to you all. If you do see Santa, you better cut back on the happy smokes just a tad.
Hugs,
Marcia

Reviewed on December 24, 2008
Ed and Rufuz,

I pray you have the best Christmas EVer; may it surpass your wildest dreams!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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