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Three hundred & sixty four shopping days till Christmas…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Now you can’t complain,

About not having enough time,

Twixt now and then you could write,

Everyone in your life a little rhyme…

 

Or get out there to the malls,

Get yourself some balls,

And buy stuff this early,

Its well worth the effort,

So don’t make excuses & stall…

 

Or you can wait,

Till the warmer weather,

Of spring, summer or fall,

Either way, you don’t really,

Have much time, get it in gear,

Get off your already fat rear…

 

 

© ed ;-) 12/25/08


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 Reviews of "Three hundred & sixty four shopping days till Christmas…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 27, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
you are a kiljoy! ;-) Just when we heave a sigh of relief and say "no more shopping " you want us to start all over again!
Bah Humbug!;-)

Have a blessed and Happy New Year,
Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
Oerrrrrrrrr okay!!

Belated MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
Your insights ring clarion bubba. Incidently, thanks for all the laughs this past year Ed, you are a genuine, and prolific person, whom I have come to admire in the last few years. I pray that all is well for you and the Rufoid and that your New Year will be the best ever. WOOF!
Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
You are such a agitator! You know that there will be hordes of people out there this very day gathering up piles of gifts and things for themselves and beginning their list for next year!! Makes me think of Sarah Palin....she's already out there campaigning for ... what year??? I'm not going....you can't make me.... :-))) hehehehe...
cute poem. lindalaw

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
It's kinda like political campaigns isn't it? It never stops!

Larry

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
thanks for this valuable info!! we had best get busy!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
Why thank you Ed for the reminder as I am getting ready to go start that shopping, never too early.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
A marvelous reminder - to yourself. Now print this out, and tape it to your computer, and tape another copy on your bathroom mirror, and one on the windshield of your Jeep.

Perhaps that way, you won't forget to shop early for your two beloved brothers, who both sat by that old mailbox this Christmas - waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

Reviewed on December 26, 2008
We Christmas shop all year; Christmas for us Texas twins is NEVER over!! :) We celebrate Christmas all year long!! REALLY!

We plan on hittin' the stores today, as a matter of fact; we don't have anything to take back, so neener, neener, neener! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
Hi Ed
The spirit is willing but the body is weak. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 26, 2008
I see, you didn't get anything from PeeWee? :-( LOL

Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 25, 2008
This one could even make Santa Fee curse...don't want to hear anymore about Christmas for a long time to come. lol

fee

Reviewed on December 25, 2008
Getting an early start, eh? Too funny! Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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