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Grabbin' Beaver...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks go to Gene Williamson for the idea regards this poem...his recent Cabin Fever title kinda rhymes...LOL


Poem Artwork

In bikini’s too tight,

In far southern light,

On a beach of high heat,

Tis’ a fantasy, not a cheat…

 

Skin of darkened sun tone,

White in appropriate area not shown,

Just barely legal age or a bit older,

In the land of the sun, don’t want a cold shoulder…

 

Blond or auburn head,

Blue or green eyes I said,

Going where few have tread,

I may be older but I ain’t yet dead…

 

 

© ed ;-) 1/16/09


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 Reviews of "Grabbin' Beaver..."
Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on January 20, 2009
ditto bonnie and ronald

go for quality and experience

good write

j+

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 19, 2009
Wistful dreamer--must be a poet.

Ron

Reviewed on January 18, 2009
WASN'T DADDY'S SURNAME CLEAVER,
ON THE SHOW, LEAVE IT TO BEAVER?
BUT, YOU'RE SO CLEVER,
GETTIN' BEAVER FEVER -
IF'N THEY'RE YOUNG THO'
WATCH OUT FOR FUZZ -
EITHER ONE WILL GIVE YOU A BUZZ!

CARNOVORES UNITE! :) :) :) ... TK.


Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
By now I thought you drove dawn to warm Tahiti and away from the frozen working stiffs! ! ! :-)

Georg


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Sounds like 'Motor Home' Fever is much worse than 'Cabin Fever!' You gotta get out more, Bro!!

Reviewed on January 16, 2009
Ican't wait to go South...

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 16, 2009
Sounds like a great beach bum vacation to me.

fee

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on January 16, 2009
You don't have to worry about frostbite either. lol. Liz

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 16, 2009
Make sure they aren't jail bate and Big daddy ain't watchin,lol. Great to know your not dead Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on January 16, 2009
You devil you! Leave those young girls alone. Cute poem. I agree, you're far from dead.
LOL
Marcia

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on January 16, 2009
Ed, I think you prove beyond a doubt in this high-heat write
that you're a long long way from dead. -gene.

And thanks for the nod, my friend.

Reviewed on January 16, 2009
HA! Trying a n y t h i n g to get warm, hunh, Ed? Whatever works - just make sure it's legal! LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 16, 2009
Your not wired for 2 twenty, you'd blow a fuse. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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