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Playful shorts...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Pokin’ Humor…

 

Here I sit, a token departed,

Died in my prime,

While on line,

I didn’t read the sign,

It said no typing in an electrical storm,

Now I’ve been transformed,

I got wings & a hairdo that’s out of the norm…

 

Sequent liar…

 

He lies sequentially,

Stuck in of lies a mire,

Of him potentially,

He will never be considered on fire,

Let us all of this knowledge,

Keep it between us confidentially…

 

Spoken Rumor…

 

Talkin’ of the consumer,

They’re buying habits are off kilter,

Something must be wrong in their head,

Possibly a watermelon sized tumor…?

 

Cereal biller…

 

Can’t they leave me alone,

Them people who want me to pay,

Bills pouring out my ears,

As well like diarrhea out my ass,

Called the cops, they’ve got no clues,

This cereal biller is someone altogether new…

 

 

© ed ;-) 1/26/09


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 Reviews of "Playful shorts..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
Don't you dare to get in the saddle with PeeWee! ! !

Edvard


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Enjoyed your shorts!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Lots of them nasty cereal billers lurkin around these days, Bro.

PS: Is that old brother Edvard ridin that bus??!!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
cute write

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Nice shorts, but I wouldn't fit them... ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Hmnnn avant garde or a cry for help in the night during the day...hmmnnn

fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Another eye opener. Thank you for sharing Ed.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Wonderful and delightful write Ed, well done. Love and hugs,Bonnie

Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Ed~!

Top-drawer penning . . . excellent!!


Always the Best,

Lance


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