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Whatever happened to global warming...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Gotta keep our humor,
Because it is the rumor,
That the cold is gonna hang around,
For a couple months more, how does that sound...?


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From that last storm we got it lucky,

Snow, sleet, freezing rain then just rain,

Then overnight it all froze solid,

Now its just freezing out, ain’t that just ducky…?

 

Wouldn’t be so cold in my motorhome,

Except I ain’t got no (good English) insulation,

These older models were not made for cold weather,

Though we still have a roof, floor(albeit cold) & walls,

Got plenty of propane to last the winter,

So heat we got, don’t have to hang out at the malls…

 

Rufuz loves the cold,

And as long as I got some heat,

I can survive & stay upbeat,

But boy I got to say,

I look forward to living in a house again one day…

 

 

© ed ;-) 1/31/09


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 Reviews of "Whatever happened to global warming...?"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
Lil'brother you always can wear Rufuz's around you neck, Ma say they make a wonderful coat against winter!

Edvard


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
yes, winter is still with us--but spring will be so sweet

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Yep we got another three or four inches dumped on us up here in Nova scotia last night, can barely see the road any more over the tops of the snowbanks. come on summmmmmeeerrrrrr

Fee

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Yup ... recently we do not hear much about global warming (anything warming sounds good to me). Me too, on doing winter in a trailer (mine is a travel trailer). Got a Black & Decker electric heater designed like a rotary heat pump and that works for me. Even with no insulation, my temp is 40 degrees higher inside than the crackly cold outside these flimsy walls. Power outage? Well ...

Ted

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
looks mighty chilly

Reviewed on January 31, 2009
You are in my prayers, Ed ... stay warm, 'hear? I didn't dood it.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Not very good Ed couldn't you spread some good news. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Take care and put another log on the fire, lets cook up some bacon and some beans. hey thats a song. Thanks for sharing Ed.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Hang in there my chilly friend...stay bundled up and stay safe. Great write. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Sometimes I wonder about that...not that I mind the cold (and I don't; I LOVE cold weather!!), but I hope it warms up for your sake! Hang in there; spring will be there soon enough! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D


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