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On Vaca, don’t bug me…by Rufuz
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Thats my boy, I taught him everything he knows...ed

thats the problem, he knows so little...Rufuz


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At the beach I do be,

No, not in New Jersey,

Someplace warm & dry with sea,

Someplace south of the border, see…

 

Writing wears out my paw pads,

And gives me a pain in my head, ain’t that sad,

But things are looking up,

The bitch poodle wants to with me have a pup,

But then again so does the collie lass, yup…

 

I guess my vacation is going to be quite busy,

Back and forth with them two will make me dizzy,

Hey can you believe it that one is named Lizzy,

Just makes this poem work doncha’ think,

But juggling two bitches is putting me into such a tizzy…

 

 

© Rufuz {w00f] 02.01.2009


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
I told your master you had no winter blues or blahs like he did. You sound as if you are living it up and doing good for all the world to see. Keep it up Rufuz, and try to get that master of yours to bed earlier so he sleeps somewhat better.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Jus so she ain't a 'Tin Lizzie.'

Ron

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
It sounds like Rufuz is going to have a fun vacation. Good for him and his Daddy Eddie!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
You lucky PUP...well done Ruf...well done. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Wow! We only got us one female here at old Thornwood Manor. How about swingin by on your way home from vacation, Rufuz - if you bring them along, that is.

Your Canine Cousins,
Turbo, Tater, Junior, and Big Jack

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Four paws up...WAY up! You da DAWG, Rufuz; you ROCK!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
yep yep yep sometimes I think the expression its a dogs life is a good thing lol
fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
lucky Rufuz!!!


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