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Heading home from my Vacation…by Rufuz
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My Harley, surfboard, seagull & me, Heading home from far south to New Jersey, I hear they got some snow, but wait till Saturday, NJ never has the same weather twice, An idea for you of how it is in NJ, but just a slice… Got me a tan, but only on my belly, Impregnated two pups with my jelly, A bath & a brush I got everyday, No longer am I in anyway smelly… I sure hope daddy took at least one shower, Though it would take much more than that, For him to even remotely smell like flower, Hopefully he doesn’t read this or, When I get home there will be some kickin’ combat… © Rufuz [w00f] 02.02.2009

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Reviews of "Heading home from my Vacation…by Rufuz"

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on February 5, 2009

Rufuz Boy, it will be no combat if you come home with one leg raised and you ready to "mark" you point! ! ! :-) LOL

Uncle Edvard (k)

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on February 4, 2009

Hey Rufus you and I will have to make a run someday...sounds like you have a nice machine

Fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on February 4, 2009

So nice a trip you had without your DAddy. Welcome back to Nj and to the author's den. Glad you did not forget us at all and are back here smelly or not. You can always be bathed and freshioned up by your master or just go jump in the ocean.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on February 4, 2009

Welcom home, Rufuz. South Jersey donned her lovely white
gown to greet you. -gene.

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on February 4, 2009

And no bisquits....poor Rufuz...Poor daddy...love to you both. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on February 4, 2009

Well if he does read it you may be surfin in nthe bathtub. Cute write.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Reviewed on February 4, 2009

Good Boy!
To quote Eli...You damn bad dog!

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