Some dame you turn out to be, I had no idea, well one never knows, does one, I suggest you take that pornography off, before your elder brother slaps you aside the head, I dare say though, you cut a lovely figure. You'll be rolling in doe soon friend! Jasmin Horst
Oh, dear Ed!! Thanks much for your humor! I've worried about you with some of your dark poetry, but your true, sun-shiny self comes through in this one. Keep that smile, and your sign-boards dry...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Cute one Ed and I love Georg's response, not all guys feel that way. I won't rat to Rene on you HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some don't have to work for sex they only work at it. Thanks Ed for a smile.
Poor woman. Wearing a cardboard bikini must be tough. And that dude checking out her dinner rolls - obviously not a gentleman!
And did you know that dope and alcohol and fornicating darkens the soul? Eventually the chestnuts wither up to raisins, the meat piston flops like a rubber band, the eyes get crossed, and you begin to stutter chronically. Then when you hobble down the street like Chester in Gunsmoke, because of the onset of a host of colorful STD's rotting your brain, everybody points at you and says: "I knew that dude when ..."
Oh my goodness...this wasn't what I expected...and altho the poem is cute.... I really enjoyed the responses best! Regis and Walt especially...these are still making me laugh....but oh so true...hehe... hugs, lindalaw
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
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Who is that chick?
Ron
PS If you start makin lots of money, don't forget your two dear brothers at Christmas!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY FOR THAT BOD?
U'D MAKE MORE MONEY WITH A SIGN SAYIN' -
"PEE-WEE & EDVARD WILL MATCH YOUR DONATIONS JUST
TO GET ME OFF THE STREET AND OUT OF SIGHT!"
AND I AM TELLIN' RENE ---- TK ...
Georg
Fee
Blessings and Love - Micke
Newfie hugs, Rose
Poor woman. Wearing a cardboard bikini must be tough. And that dude checking out her dinner rolls - obviously not a gentleman!
And did you know that dope and alcohol and fornicating darkens the soul? Eventually the chestnuts wither up to raisins, the meat piston flops like a rubber band, the eyes get crossed, and you begin to stutter chronically. Then when you hobble down the street like Chester in Gunsmoke, because of the onset of a host of colorful STD's rotting your brain, everybody points at you and says: "I knew that dude when ..."
Regis
When I was married, I thought foreplay was two days of begging.
Walt
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.