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My Dog ate my E-mail...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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He really did it up right done,

Comin’ out ain’t gonna be fun,

That laptop weren’t small,

I mean so many times afer,

He ate a hundred of them little tennis balls…

 

I guess he done got the snacks,

The balls started to taste altogether like wax,

The cabinet will break down in his system,

I am more worried bout the electronics,

As every so often he jumps off the floor,

Must be shocks from the battery,

Making it look like manic attacks…

 

His hair is standing on end,

Yeah well maybe that was a warning,

They’ve been like that since yesterday morning,

Gotta follow him around with an extension cord,

Though, ya think, if I unplug him,

I might be able to get back, at least, the mother board…?

 

 

© ed ;-) 3/5/09


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Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on March 8, 2009
I suggest a reBOOT! Good one, Ed. Imaginative humor. Rufuz, don't eat laptops, and dont' be jealous of the computer, AND you eat what Ed eats.

Rockie Coppolella

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Very cute dear man..sure have missed you....have a wonderful and safe day OK Hugsssss

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
I hope he doesn't get sick from one of those computer viruses.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Have ready those rubber gloves, you will need those when he decides to give back all the shebang by the return "gap" ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

Edvard(k)


Reviewed on March 6, 2009
LOL Too funny, Ed; you're too much!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Kaern Lynn. :D *still grinnin'*

Reviewed on March 5, 2009
ROTF! That's a good one, Ed. Blame the dog. ROTF! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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