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How long does an old goat live...? (Happy Birthday, Edvard)
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In honor of our brother Edvard(k)...


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Bet he’ll go out kickin’,

If God ever does of him pickin’,

His middle finger held high up stickin’,

Whoever drags him out will be in for a lickin’…

 

Away he won’t go without a fight,

No way will he go calmly into the light,

They better take him in the middle of the night,

I’d like to be there to see that sight…


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 Reviews of "How long does an old goat live...? (Happy Birthday, Edvard)"
Reviewed on March 9, 2009
Him calling his elder brother an old Goat, has he no respect? I think you needs to give him a good trashing. If that's your latest picture up there, you still have a long while to go yet before you go, that is if you're so inclined right?
Now I don't know how many Birthdays you gots, but make it a good one, and foul Jersey all to hell and have him wait a long while yet.
Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 9, 2009
now there bro jersey ed,don't get edvard too mad or he'll get ma to cut off yer allowance then what'll ya do. let's all wish him a Happy Birthday and stay on his good side(ifn he has one heehee)

sis tiger lily

Reviewed on March 9, 2009
Hello Ed,

He's a nice guy...bet his still playing chess (with two queens!)

Cynthia

Reviewed on March 9, 2009
Ed, your ass is grass, and Georg Mateos is the lawnmower! Whooo boy, but you're in trouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuble! LOL Too cute; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 9, 2009
Ho, Ho, Ho! I was just headin out the door to mail old Edvard my lavish Ed Brother Birthday Present when I spotted this. And I see 'the old goat' is still pretty quick; he got here before I did.

And you can bet your a.., he's already callin Ma right now. You best sit by your phone, and wait for yer chewin out!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 9, 2009
Karla (with K) gave me the idea, as been longer than I thought since i gave a head-butt to anyone!
But zillions thanks lil'brother, for the poem and the birthday card, I almost can contain myself not telling PeeWee you know what...
Thanks Bro!

Edvard(k) the most beautiful of the three


Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on March 9, 2009
Awesome, Ed. 'Bout time somebody round here told the truth. Matter of fact, that seems to run in your family. A nasty trait to be sure...Most I know have been cured of it, reviews not withstanding.

Happy birthday Georg.

Rockie Coppolella

Reviewed on March 9, 2009
How long does an old goat live?!? You're going to get in trouble for this one, can see it now. That "old goat" may come 'round your door and give you a big ole headbutt! And that's a sight I'd like to see!! LOL The answer is, as long as God allows him to. No more. :) You're cute, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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