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Not Exactly Top Notch...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I found it, a boat I can afford,
The boat yard said take her for free,
But to move her they'd have to charge a fee...e
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Its condition below par,

No windows, deck planking & she leaks,

Not aluminum, fiberglass nor steel,

But good old fashioned wood,

Built like a classic should,

Though to the wrecking yard if a car it were, it would…

 

 

 

She’s gonna need a lot of tender loving care,

It’s a project that would be fun, if the money were there,

To one day see this old beauty plying the waters somewhere,

But for now, no, unless somebody out there has a few dimes to spare…

 

The poor old girl just needs some love,

And maybe several or so a pair of work glove,

Sitting on land she did look so forlorn,

She’s not dead yet, maybe one day I can see her reborn…?

 

 

© ed ;-) 3/11/09


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 Reviews of "Not Exactly Top Notch..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 12, 2009
Lil'brother, hear PeeWee, claim her and have papers saying so, loan a hauling boat rig for a day and take her home, and dimes will come your way to fix the lady, and maybe, just maybe you can take someone fishing.
OK Jersey now lets stop talking a do the moving. I mean it!

Georg


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 12, 2009
Hmmmnnn
Kinda looks like the SS Minnow, the guy that told you to take it didn't go by the name Skipper did he and have a helper named Gilligan? Just kidding buddy, I know what it is like to have a dream, I still wish every day that I could have another cycle between my legs but sadly funds just aren't there. good luck buddy.
Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 12, 2009
I found it, a boat I can afford,
The boat yard said take her for free,
But to move her they'd have to charge a fee...e

So claim her, and leave her right there, and get busy fixin her up - and don't forget to stock her with beer and booze!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2009
You can do it ED..enjoy your new project..stay safe and well...Hugsss

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2009
Hi Ed
Bet you'll have quite a few words to write about her rehabilitation. Have lots of fun with her. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 11, 2009
you can always wait for another great flood ;)

Reviewed on March 11, 2009
I hope you get your boat lookin' seaworthy; kinda hard to float right now in that condition....LOL At least it will be able to float, unlike ME (and I took swimming lessons THREE times!!)! GRR! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sink-worthy) Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

I swim...like a rock: STRAIGHT DOWN!!!!! ARRRRGGHHH!!

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on March 11, 2009
Get out the paint brushes and the sandpaper and get that beauty out on the water....have fun fixin...it will be worth it...love, Bonnie

WHAT A LITTLE LOVE CAN DO

Reviewed on March 11, 2009
Wish I could help you, Ed, you know that. Maybe someone (SomeONE) will hear your prayers and help you get that girl fixed up and seaworthy!

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring ... nearly two inches since last night and it's still comin' down! :)


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