My old saucer a wreck,

To my home planet I have to trek,

Recommended this by my saucer tech,

Yes, that’s right, the one with no neck…

Now I got all the options,

Star drive in six variations,

As well it can submerge,

Happy that will make someone,

She almost has the power of the sun…

Not much did they give me on trade,

My old unit just that of a lowly grade,

To this planet it got me to invade,

But I found I liked it here, so on I stayed,

To get home in the old one would have taken lots of duct tape,

As well I would have had to make sure everyone I know prayed…

© ed ;-) 3/13/09