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Hey Ma, Pee-wee’s pickin’ on me again…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I remember the last time,

His tongue he stuck out,

You put pepper on it & thyme,

He didn’t stop gagging & choking,

For a whole day or just about…

 

Apparently his lesson he didn’t learn,

Maybe you could teach him again,

This time use something that will his tongue burn,

Ma, ya gotta be with this guy quite stern…

 

He tells me all sorts of bad things ‘bout old brother Edvard(k),

Just cause he ain’t around and defend himself he can’t,

He’s even told me about your garden & what you do there grow,

Even has he said that you grow the special plant,

That you save for me when I visit, I swear last night he was on a rant…

 

 

© ed ;-) 3/14/09


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 15, 2009
And you are the brother that need help to make seaworthy that wreck of yours? Did you not think that it will left you and yours truly to mend your leaking bath tube? Oh man! Ma most had sleep on a banana peal when carrying you! ! !

Edvard(k)

PS. When that pigeons squadron come look up and open your mouth!


Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Put some Cajun seasoning (or some Poo Yie Sauce on it; that stuff's HAWT!! LOL) on his tongue next time he sticks it out at you; that'll cure him! LOL Cute write, Ed; well done! Love the piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Hmnnn maybe time to break out the Tabasco super hot sauce...but make sure you get some pictures of that one buddy...be good for next years Halloween bash.

Fee

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Boy are you gonna get it!

Check out my new Waffle House story, you guys are given an honorable mention in it. Loved this one, cool as heck pranksters here. What about the one where they filled a straw with death burning hot sauce and stuck it back into somebody's drink?
ED, you rock, dude!

Starman

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Oh no,looks like someting brewin to me LOL..cute real cute...Hugsssss

Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Yer gonna get it again, stirring the kettle ... too funny! Well done. If yer gonna do it, do it good. And you did. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Aaawwwww!!! Did you mean that "you put pepper on it and it begins to speak in rhymes"? Heeeheee!!! It sounds like fun!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
tattle tail, rat, fink, stoolie
I had brothers just like you
and suffered the consequences
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Yet, Again, Bro!



You must be smokin some of that old Canuck weed now that Jasmin sent you - I hear folks in them deep dark woods really hallucinate smokin that stuff.



And while I got you here, Ma wants to know what the hell she's supposed to do with all the damned duct tape she's been collecting for you and your spaceship.



And who gave you that picture - Edvard??!!

PS Go outside about 5 this afternoon, and look up - I'm sendin my pigeon squadron your way - with a very nice surprise!

Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on March 14, 2009
Oh your gonna get it now Ed, I'd start runnin if I were you...remember that brother of yours has all the wild animals on his side...go to Doc Bonnie Ed, she'll protect you....love, Bonnie


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