I worship & love the tree,

As well any animals I have the pleasure to see,

Of myself I too love but only to a degree,

And well you know I most certainly do love the sea…

I also love to water ski,

And love the affections of a special she,

In the Pine Barrens I am known as a banshee,

And I love to mix differing smokes to make a POTpourri…

Driving around I love as well, while it is still somewhat free,

I love those little cans of food from Boy-ar-Dee,

And the Sci-Fi channel on the cable TV,

A brother I have name of Pee-wee,

And as well Georg, but he don’t herein rhyme, see…

I like to make people laugh and feel glee,

Though sometimes as well, must be my smell, they flee,

But all in all I work at humor without a fee,

And for Rene’s hand I am always on bended knee,

As she has to pull me back up to stand, this I to you guarantee…

© ed ;-) 3/24/09