My camper turned twenty this year,

And it must know its own age, I fear,

First the sink did clog, causing me a tear,

Had to wash my dishes in the bathroom,

Till fixed it I did, too much grease down there…

The roof vents BOTH broke,

One won’t open, the other no handle,

There is a leak, big time, in front,

But as long as it doesn’t rain,

That problem isn’t as much a pain…

Of course the engine doesn’t run,

The generator as well doesn’t work,

Yes, she is coming apart at the seams,

But lucky I still am, the air still blows cool,

Keeping me from melting in the 90 degree heat from the sun…

© ed 4/26/09