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Open Wide & say Ahhhh...2
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Intestines look good, Clean em’ out you should, A good enema will do the trick, Just let me get out, but first I’ll give ya a lick… No piles have you got, Bet though you leave big ones, Very little in here rot, Quite actually a cute pair of buns… © e/\/\ ;-) 5/2/09

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 4, 2009

Hey, I think I need one of those exams myself, and Mean Tall Woman won't help me out. How much you charge??

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on May 3, 2009

ooooookayyyyyyyyyy this is a little too personal and too much info but I guess not to Rufus who probably thinks it is doggie porn.lol

fee

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 3, 2009

JOISEY - OMG - where did you find that pic?

this lil guy would put Preparation H out of business!

talk about 'puttin' your nose into somebody else's business' !!!

that's THREE FOR THREE for you ... PERFECT PIC POETRY !!!

maybe you can get a job as a CAPTIONIST ?

be sure to SAVE these 3 - build a folder for possible future publication ...

"Matlack's LACK Matters!"

peace - TK.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce

Reviewed on May 3, 2009

My dear Ed:

It's always good to eat produce; but not what one produces from the arse. Stop licking your choppers!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 3, 2009

Lil'brother, that was what your proctologist told you?

Edvard(k) Ole Bro

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