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We're NOT boxers, we're Wrestlers...
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That’s me on top, The fight had to stop, I won, certified by a ring cop, Here comes the champagne, I heard the cork pop…

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Reviews of "We're NOT boxers, we're Wrestlers..."

Reviewed by Duke LaRance

Reviewed on May 6, 2009

Looks like they both got their faces beat in!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 4, 2009

I see you're still throwing your weight around, Bro; and brother Edvard is so old - you better let him up before Ma sees this - she can be a real bull dog you know!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 4, 2009

Oh lil'brother! wait until PeeWee see this one...and Ma!!!

Edvard(k) Sensitive Ole Brother

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on May 3, 2009

very clever!!

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on May 3, 2009

You funny man, get of that that dog, I always thought you were for the underdog?

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