Kind of a human suppository,

Dressed in full-sized rubbers,

Inside that elephant he must be a scrubber,

No amount of money in the world,

Will get me to do a job that gory…

Ya think the animal enjoys it,

Having someone play with his internal sh**,

I wouldn’t even do it if I was all the way lit,

This job before hand I would quit…

So open wide and say ahhhh,

While someone is playing in your ca-ca,

Bet this elephant is thinking,

50 million gay men aren’t all wrong,

As long as they don’t mind in the end,

Being completely & totally stinking…

© ed ;-) 5/8/09