Built not to specifications,

Not intended for lackluster nations,

Built with complications,

Never worked up to expectations…

The size of a bass fiddle,

Hard to carry, harder to shoot,

But when it worked it surely was a hoot,

It made the “victim” happy & prone to play…

Try to buy it did corporations,

Not meant was it for assassinations,

Unless the “shooter” wanted the “shootee” to laugh to death,

For that then the happiness gun did deserve congratulations…

© ed ;-)? 5/8/09