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Too POOPED to even Poop...
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Long, wonderful day, but I am dead now...e


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Four hundred twenty-five miles,

Enjoyed the run, brought many smiles,

Too much money, that I don’t have, spent,

Will have to give up food next time for lent,

This day so special it must have been heaven sent...

 

All told, fourteen hours on the road,

Pretty tired am I, thought be told,

The stores up there saw me comin’,

Higher prices they had for their wares,

T-shirts, candy & pretzels to me they sold…

 

Rufuz got two walks on the way home,

But still when we got here he needed to roam,

My legs were aching, my back did throb,

From me, a few minutes of sleep he did rob…

 

 

© ed ;-) 5/13/09 (G’nite)


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 Reviews of "Too POOPED to even Poop..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 14, 2009
Nuthin' to yer brothers yer ungrateful mongrel? And Ma when hearin' this will be in her war-path! ! !

Edvard(k) forgiving (not) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
Hey sounds like congrats for a job well done are in order.

Fee

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
Ed, I was wondering why you'd travel 425 miles to vacation when
you live in Nature's paradise (at least that's what it says on my travel folder). Yesterday I drove down to Ocean City for an oil
change. The beach was sandy. Glad you and Rufuz had fun. -gene.

Reviewed on May 13, 2009
Sounds like one heck of a vacation! But even though you're pooped, I'm sure you and Rufuz had a great time. Loved reading this.

Mary

Reviewed on May 13, 2009
Hi Ed, It's always good to get away, but it's always good to get back home, too. I always have to rest after a vacation or a day away... but you better poop soon, you know what constipation does to your brain....

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
sounds like a good time!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
T-shirts, candy & pretzels to me they sold…

Hey, at least you remembered your beloved family. Pocono T-shirts for brother Edvard and me, and candy & pretzels for Ma - did you remember that Ma likes the chocolate covered pretzels?



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