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Proof that God loves us…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Okay, proof now I GOT,

God gave us cannabis,

We called it pot,

Just gotta watch out for the cops…

 

He certainly does of us love,

For pot does fit me like a glove,

I can’t always afford it,

So what He needs to do,

Is talk to Obama & legalize the really good chit…

 

So dear God, if you really want to make me happy,

It would not take all that much work,

Just make marijuana legal,

Otherwise you might see me still feelin’ quite crappy…

 

 

© ed ;-) 5/20/09


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 Reviews of "Proof that God loves us…"
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on June 4, 2009
Cute. My sis has a government license to grow the stuff for medicinal purposes. I've tried it but gives me the munchies. Good for dealing with chronic pain she says and for spasticity in her legs. As I recall in the book of Genisis, God told Adam that he could eat from any plant which bore a seed. Cannabis has seeds. Hm... pass the brownies please.

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on June 2, 2009
I don't know about God's love and marihuana..more like, Mother Nature provides...mankind decides?

Gina

Reviewed on June 2, 2009
A farmer you must be
Tend to your own crops you will see
The Gods land will provide
I'm sure this is no lie LOL

Great write I enjoyed
Ray { Now The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on June 1, 2009
Hi Ed, I like this good Chit of a writing, sir! There is not a truth left unsaid here! Although I have always been passed by like William, I have seen the medicinal effects on many people. It's natural- drugs are not-.. write on!!!

In Spirit,
B

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 1, 2009
You got Sis Tiger Lily speechless below, you see it?
Well, if God didn't want to smoke pot He wouldn't have put marijuana on you path, would He?

Georg


Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on June 1, 2009
You are one big happy laughing trip ;-)
Ha, Ha

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 1, 2009
Wow - Did you somehow dig up some very ancient scrolls or a forgotten Bible chapter when you were digging up all that cash under your motorhome??!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 1, 2009
Hmnnnn had to ponder the spirituality of this one Brother Ed and I could see all kinds of new applications for the holy plant, replacing wine for church communion (reduced alcoholism amongst clergy), served as after dinner treats at those big presidential dinners in lieu of those illegal Cuban cigars (might speed up world peace) and perhaps in lieu of morning vitamins (may not be healthier but who would give a flying f_ _ _! Keep on trucking bro.
Fee

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 31, 2009
I feel left out when they used to pass the roach around
and skip me, pissed me off, they were just trying to keep me
squeaky clean......
Peace be you Brother

William

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 31, 2009

Reviewed on May 31, 2009
ED - THEN YOU & MARY JANE COULD LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

OOPS! ONE CONCERN THO - IF THEY LEGALIZE IT - THEN JUST LIKE 'NORMAL' TOBACCO CIGARETTES - THEY WILL THEN TAX THE HELL OUT OF IT - AND IT WILL PROBABLY COST MORE THAN BLACK MARKET!

I'VE BEEN PRAYIN' THEY WOULD ILLEGALIZE CIGGIES - SO THEY WOULD BE CHEAPER!

PIECE - TK .

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on May 31, 2009
I heard those aincient ones known as the Scythians revered the mighty plant so much they were buried with it by the ton along with their mounts. They would get stoned then along with their warrior women (aka the amazons)raid Roman villages and slaughter all they saw.


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