The above picture does of you tell,
If you have Swine (H1N1) flu, oh well,
But don’t worry, if you have it long enough,
That twisted thing “down there”,
Will eventually fall totally off, oh hell…
If you’re as old as me,
It won’t work anyway, see,
So losing it might otherwise be,
A godsend, as its said that men think too much with that head, oh gee…
And think of the sympathy we can get from the opposite sex,
Oh you poor man, does it hurt, maybe I can help you another grow,
Nothing much else can they do to help though,
Unless they are good with needle & thread, back on they can it sew…
© ed ;-) 6/12/09
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PIGS - What all men are!
PIGS - High Sheriff n' Po-lice!
PIGS - Slutty Prostitutes!
PIGZ - A local Band-name - of Ex-Officers!
TK ... OINK?
Especially after omelettes three
Still waiting here for the breeze of doom
Luckily I have a panic room.
I'm doing my part to control the Swine Flu, I had BBQ pork chops last night
Enjoyed the write
Have a great day
The Buzzard
~W~
Will eventually fall totally off, oh hell…
I guess I better send you some more duct tape and super glue.
PS: I just read where Egg Yolk Baths make them fall off faster - Yikes!
Newfie Hugs, Rose
She wouldn't be near PeeWee or me very soon.
EDvard(k) the Stallion Ole Brother