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Once there was a man named Tomcat…
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To Tom Hyland...


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Tom is no ordinary cat,

Hold his own he could in any chat,

Has worn in his life many a hat,

Ain’t is he fat, but has enough meat,

To be a prime piece for any biting gnat…

 

He lives in Merlyn, Maryland to the unwashed,

Just another DWI (Driving without intelligence) driver,

Watch out for him, as he has this “thing” with propane,

Worried I think that his trailer will get squashed,

I don’t worry about him as he is a strong survivor,

Does what he can to keep up his desire to be a muff diver…

 

He is well liked, though not well received,

I can’t this understand, as I like him alot,

He is more long-winded than a Texas politician,

He is though a great friend,

The only one I’ve met in person from this family the Den…

 

 

© ed ;-) 6/14/09

 


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 Reviews of "Once there was a man named Tomcat…"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
i don't know him but thanks for the warning!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Yes..TK is one of a kind but for some reason I am little scared to meet him ya get my point...I know... meowwwwwwww...Hugsss

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
I'm glad you got to meet Tom!
I'm sure he was glad to meet Rufuz;-)
nice poem...et

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
A pen pal for sure.

Ron

Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Yer gonna git it, stirrin up troubles! LOL Too cute, Ed, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Very cute and funny write! ode to a friend indeed!

Reviewed on June 14, 2009
WELL JOISEY - I AM HONORED !!!

FROM You - To be the - BRUNT -
and not to be an - AFFRONT -
You make me want to - GRUNT -
When I type, I peck n' - HUNT -
to you compared, I am a - RUNT -
of my Diving expertise on a - NO-NO WORD!
SO - I'll Drop Back five n' - PUNT !!!

in Closing, to you I Wish - ZAGA-ZUNT !

Look That up in your Jewish Wagnall & FUNK!

:) :) :) TomKat <--- notice the K ... jus' 2 B different?



Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Great write Ed, I enjoyed it
I don't know the Tom Cat, but Canadian Buzzards are know to be a little slow LOL
Sounds like my kind of people

"He is though a great friend,
The only one I've met from this family the Den…"

I think you have lots of friends here, from all the depends you got, I even sent some bullet proof ones :)


To: Name Deleted
My doctor told me once I would soon be normal, when that happens I won't know how to act, for I have always been different { weird } :)
I think Georg is trying to ruffle my feathers

The weird Canadian Buzzard { and loving it }

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Enjoyed this write my friend, you've captured him well!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
We have only our convictions that set us apart from the rest.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
That tomcat has metamorphosed into a Canadian (where all weird things come from) buzzard ! ! ! ! ! ! LOL LOL LOL

name deleted


Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Well done. This would make a great reading for one of those cool summer nights in an old fashioned coffee house somewhere while sipping down a little expresso.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 14, 2009
Sounds like about half of my buddies who grew out of the sixties with only a smile and a peace sign emblazoned on their hearts. Great write there buddy.

Fee


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