Valley of Pe(e)-wee... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: Cheri Clifton, iRobin Ouzman Hislop, iJay Dubya, iRachel Glasgow, iChristine Boyce, iDarryl Jenkins, iPatricia Hilliard, iBob Brink, iRichard Cederberg, iRoxanne Howe-Murphy, i

Home > Humor > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ed Matlack

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages

· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Valley of Pe(e)-wee...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

Share

Save

Follow Share on Facebook



I felt like Gulliver, Everything quite tiny, A picture of Pee-wee’s hiney, On a billboard at the edge of town… Even the pic of his butt, Was not enough to scare me off, The town had one blinker light, But several stores selling smut… The population were all small, Most on their bellies did crawl, On that one billboard someone did scrawl, Keep away for this town will of you most likely appall… 6/23/09 © ed

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Valley of Pe(e)-wee..."

Reviewed by Jerry Engler

Reviewed on June 24, 2009

I understand hiney, but what's his crestwood?????Jerry

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

I have to ask you....do you travel well?

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

Well I'm with the rest, I'll bypass this one too Ed. Pee Wee's hiney must be very very small or I'll have to get new glasses, LOL.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

Hmm, I think I'll pass this one up on my summer road trip....I don't know it might be one of those places that you decide to visit on the spur of the moment...could be interesting!!!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

... he had a longer and better what, Eileen?? Sorry, need to get me glasses fixed... I can't quite see what's on that billboard, neither... :)) xx

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

A picture of Pee-wee�s hiney,
On a billboard at the edge of town�

According to the e-mail Rufuz sent my mutts, you seem to be truly fascinated by that picture. He's says you spent hours at that billboard - taking photos!!

PS Want me to autograph one of them, so you can sell it on E-Bay along with those celebrity used Depends??!!

Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

LOL Think I'LL BYPASS that one on my must see list.

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 23, 2009

If you are looking for trouble...oh li'l brother! you are on the right place! ! !

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 22, 2009

Dang it lil devil,ya shouldn't go makin up stories about our brother pee wee! just because yore jealous he had a better and longer vacation than you.I hope he doesn't see this or there will be another battle of the Ed's...Rufuz tell dad to write nice about uncle pee wee...aunt tiger lily

New Poetry by Ed Matlack

Poem Image

My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...

Most likely my END or maybe NOT!

Poem Image

Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...

Merry Christmas...

Poem Image

We all got em''...

The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,

Poem Image

Growing up alone is not so bad...

Alone in life...

Poem Image

Memories I am Unable to Forget...

Poem Image

To wish for death...

Poem Image

I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>

Rain, thunder & lightning, oh my...

Poem Image

Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?

Popular Poetry (Humor)

1.	If I Could Be A Super Hero
2.	Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
3.	Fried Chicken
4.	Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
5.	An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
6.	Milkman's letter
7.	Laughing As I Flee...
8.	Amazing Grapes
9.	Newfangled Things
10.	A Salt and Batter
11.	A Writer Named Ron
12.	Ode to Spamophobia
13.	Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
14.	My First Heart Attack
15.	The Last Second
16.	Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
17.	Houston Greats
18.	Hound Dog
19.	AThree Year Old
20.	Burst Forth

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Bayou Valentine by Riley Blake

Fortune Redding faces her fears in an unlikely situation and barely escapes with her life.

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics satirizes and lampoons thirteen famous short fiction works that are given new adult spins.

The Wholly Book of Genesis by Jay Dubya

The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.