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…Omphaloskepsis…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Oh my but I love my little innie,

Well little may be a bit too small,

When my tummy grows so it does,

Big enough it is to be a mini-mall…

 

Go ahead & look up the word,

Suffice to say it has nothing to do with a bird,

I sit right here and of it contemplate,

Of how big & small it gets, depending on my weight…

 

So if you do the same, just shout out,

And show how much of it you do as well enjoy,

For we all have one both girl and boy,

Some though are outies, though both get used as a toy…

 

 

© ed 7/4/09


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 Reviews of "…Omphaloskepsis…"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 13, 2009
Just don't pierce it.

Reviewed on July 5, 2009
JOISEY -

WHILE YER EXPLORIN' - DON'T LOOK ANY LOWER ...

YEW'LL BE QUITE DISAPPOINTED !!!

YET ANOTHER - "INNY" ... TK.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
Going on navel maneuvers?

Ron

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
So, it was you the one stolen my coin?! Send it back forthwith before I really get pissed off (which I never are, I am a saint! or so Ma said)
The preacher will forbid you for three months to come near his stretch-limo for saying out loud that ungodly "word" (I told him you derange ways were pushed forward by that powerful Jamaican shit you got your hands on)

EDvard(k) beatific Ole Brother


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
oh boy lildevil, wait til pee weeeeeeeee reads this,he'll be sure to tell Ma yore still diggin in your belly button for that Gold coin you stole from Edvard,and hid so no one would find it and blame you! hahahahaha you 'll never get it out,so stop tryin, before you hurt yourself...Thanks for the laughs!hee hee,hope you like the fireworks tonight at ma's i won't tell her,but if Edvard finds out yore a dead devil!((;!



sis, tiger lily (

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Innie. But not skinny. Patrick

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Yes Ed. And it has been a source of conemplation for eons it seems. Obviously, it still is. LOL Love and peace to you, friend; and happy Fourth of July,

Regis

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Ed, is that the way you spend your independence day?
Contemplating your little innie? Love the Omph word.
Enjoyed the fun. -gene.

Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Mine's an innie. =] Well done, Ed, hadda look up "Omphaloskepsis," though, that's a new word on me.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Leave it to the Greeks. "Innies"(I have one)are useful for catching lint and loads of fun while bathing-your soap won't fall off as it creates suction. It is rumored that those with innies are sexy critters so you're among good company...

Lin

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Oh good grief! You mean among all your other talents you are also a navel gazer Ed? I like that though ... Ed Matlack the belly button contemplater. How do you do it? Does Rufus hold up a mirroe for you? OR do you stick your finger in it and measure the depth? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know, i think that Rufus wrote this cause he's jealous of your manliness.
Cool word dude!
WOOF Rufoid!


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