Somewhere in deepest, darkest Illinois,

Is a cat name of Pee-wee, finally found out it’s a boy,

He will turn out to be for his mom a joy,

Before they knew him better he started life as a girl,

On his new daddy I’d pay good money to see him hurl…

On another note, don’t let his daddy tell you bad of his brother,

Jersey does not play with Barbie dolls & such,

Instead he likes those old Suzie dolls that don’t wet too much,

I’m gonna send him all the used Depends that I collected,

Since I set them in the sun, they are all now dry to the touch…

My brother Mr. Ed likes to pick on me,

And I will give it to him for the most part free,

But when he starts pickin’ on the animals in his charge,

Well, then is when those little animals will on him in barge,

Sleeping in bed with him and his wife,

Not allowing either to each other see or with be...

© ed ;-) 7/6/09