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Got Milk...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If you do,

 

Don’t get a cow,

 

Don’t start a row,

 

Just pass it on,

 

Before its all gone…


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 Reviews of "Got Milk...?"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on July 12, 2009
funny!

Reviewed on July 10, 2009
It's the milk-of-kindness that I see here on A.D., and now all of it is going to you, Rufuz, and the little boy. Be kind to yourself, my friend...
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 10, 2009
If the milk is free I don't want to buy the cow, if it is not...I only drink Coors!

Georg


Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 9, 2009
Real Cowboys don't drink milk, or dispense it. Patrick

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 9, 2009
lol Great, Ed.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on July 9, 2009
Real cute Moo Moo..stay safe and well...Hugsss

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 9, 2009
Cute. Moo...


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